Bidet

03JUL11 1647 hours

First day off since I started working. I’m going to nightshift so they gave me two days off in a row! WOOOO! New friend Tots took me out to some resort where we met up with one of her old friends. He works for a different company and the spot he’s staying at is NICE! Right on the beach, volleyball nets, gym, pool, and a nice ass kitchen. I’m tryin’ to be where he’s at! I’m still happy with where I’m at though, kinda.

They went jet skiing while I stayed on the beach and swam in the pool trying to get mytan on. Gotta get rid of this bacne and even out my tan lines that I got from working day shift. Taking your shirt off in front of other people motivates u to get in that gym too! I’ll get into the routine soon don’t trip.

I ate some burger king while they ate some pizza… they cook that stuff fresh when you order, or as fresh as BK can get. I took a bite and burnt the hell out of my tongue. Went to the store to get some TP after that, I been using those little hoses (ghetto bidet(had to look up the spelling online)) to wash my pooper instead. It actually gets the job done a lot better. If I ever decide to settle down with a girl im making sure she uses a bidet. Don’t want no crusty booty around me!

On the way to the resort we missed the exit and accidentally went into Saudi Arabia. I was pretty freaked out. They were trying to give us trouble when we tried to reenter Kuwait but we just took off and no one followed us thankfully. Might be the last name I cruise anywhere with that kid.

Last night I went to get some Japanese food with these two kids from work. We paid like $30 for all you can eat. They give you an all you can eat menu that has everything..appetizers, noodles, sashimi, rolls, even dessert. When you walk in this Filipino girl hits the gong, pretty funny. It was decent food but they took forever to bring out whatever you ordered, so that might be the last time I eat there in awhile. Plus it was hella pricey.

We went for coffee next door after that and met these two Arabic cats that actually grew up in the states and are American citizens. They’re older, probably in their 40’s, but pretty fun to kick it with. They gave my boys their contact info and even gave us a ride home so we didn’t have to take a taxi.

I need some dip! Peace out suckas

Daddy Tak