POO POOS

DATE 1713 hours: 17 JUL 08
Mood: Awesome
Weather: Ridiculous
Worked out: Muscles
Ate: Meat, protein shakes, cheesecake, burger king
Milkshake: None

The toilets here aren’t like the toilets back home. The scarcity of water makes it so that they can only have so much water in the toilet, and so the toilet is built a little differently to conform to all of this. Because the water is so low, a lot of poo poo stains are always left on the toilet. The water is also really hot a lot of the time so it feels like you have heated seats! I guess that part isn’t so bad. I noticed that every time I went to handle my business, there were poops all clinging to the sides of the toilet. I didn’t like it, and if I didn’t like it, a lot of other people must have been unhappy with it as well. I figured out that if you throw some paper down in the toilet before doin your deal, the poo poos wont stick as much. I immediately took action and implemented my plan for poop cling free toilets. I made a sign that reads, “THROW DOWN SOME PAPER BEFORE DROPPIN’ THAT DEUCE, IT’LL HELP KEEP OUR POO POOS FROM STICKING TO THE TOILET!” The toilets are poo poo cling free 90% of the time now and I can’t help but sense that everyone in the workplace is in a better mood. The girls were kinda freaked out when I asked them if I had the same problem, but im sure theyre happy as well because I posted the signs in their poopers too. I guess you could say that I’m a hero. It happens.
Everyone is getting excited as we’re getting closer and closer to going home. The work is steady but we’re all masters of our profession now so tasks are being completed faster than ever. Thank you again to everyone sending packages and emails. The 04 Lady Barons sent some pics and the guys here were drooling over those for awhile before I took the pics back to my room. Don’t get too excited ladies, they been in the desert with no women for over 2 months now! Hahhaha. Uncle Louis showed me how to make spam musubi so I went in on my day off and helped make a bunch of those. They were gobbled up within minutes of course.
I sprained my ankle the other day while playing basketball. I’ve never done that before and it hurt pretty bad. I woke up and it was all swollen and hurt like hell. I couldn’t walk so I grabbed the swiffer from my room and hobbled over to a dorm room where some of my buddies were awake. They see me come in with the swiffer and say, “WHAT? You come in here to clean our room?!” Frickin jerks. They took me to the clinic and got me some crutches, but by the next day I didn’t need them anymore. It feels pretty good now. I was already back at whoopin’ people up in 21 today.
It’s BT’s bday and I hear theyre having a big beer pong tournament to celebrate. Happy Birthday BT, your lucky im not there to win the tournament.
I posted a pic of me and my buddy Gax from Hawaii. He has a beast on his chest that im pointing to, and he calls it the sex beast. And everyone thought I had a big head, this kids got a sex beast on his chest! Gax is dead on Stiffler from American Pie. Crazy kid.
My other Hawaiian buddy Pono was promoted to Senior Airman this month. We did what had to be done and strapped him to a chair, took him out side, and drenched him with water. That’s pretty awesome that he got to be promoted while over here. Congrats SrA Pono!
Tak

BULL BUTTER

DATE 1530: 05 JUL 08
Mood: Excited
Weather: 116!
Worked out: Back and Bis
Ate: Trout, chili over rice, salad
Milkshake: cheesecake instead

I been getting lazy on this piece! I think its because the heat has picked up big time. You know that heat that comes out when you open an oven that’s in use? That’s how the air feels 24/7 now. I can’t stand it. I told my buddies that they might find me face down on the ground somewhere on the path I take to work. I suppose I should be happy about getting super sexy tannage though. Does anyone know what the koi fish represents? There’s a bunch of dudes around here with tats of Koi fish…. Surprisingly they have no idea what the meaning behind it is.
Uncle Louis made spam musubi yesterday. That ish was bomb! Thank goodness we have these Hawaiian and chimora (from Guam) folks round here.. they like all the same stuff I do! We were supposed to have a BBQ for Independence Day but rescheduled it because we didn’t have enough rice. All the white guys here were PISSED! Hahaha “We canceled the BBQ because we didn’t have rice?!” O man wish yall were here to see that one.
Thank you so much to all you guys writing emails and sending packages. They help out a lot..you’ll never understand how awesome it feels to get that kind of love while your over here. The 2k11?.. merv n jeffs team sent over some stuff and had a pic signed by all the players. That was pretty awesome. Some of the girls wrote letters too. It’s nice to know that this whole experience is helping some people to learn a little bit more about what’s all going on.
Thanks again to the people throwing in victorias secret swimwear catalogs. It’s always a great idea to keep yourself updated on the latest swim styles. Some of you guys are even forwarding the victorias secret spam mails that link you to the site.. for some reason they blocked the site from us. Something about how its not “mission essential” or something. PSH! Bullbutter.
My friend Joe aka lumber joe was telling me that when kids suck at hockey back home, they call them Busch leaguers, as in the cheap beer Busch. So yeah, when your ballin’ back home and you want to throw a vicious diss on someone’s game.. just tell em that theyre a busch leaguer. And FYI, the opposite of a Busch Leaguer is a BARON!
I’m trying to get the guys over here to do a Crank Dat music video.. but we’ll see what happens. It gets pretty boring over here so im sure they’ll come around sooner or later.
I’m halfway there.. its all downhill now… Less than 60 days now!! WHOOO!
Today there were some safety inspectors walking around the yard. My friend and I got in trouble for not wearing our seatbelts. We put on our seat belts, then decided that we didn’t like those guys so we took them off again. Surprise surprise they came back five minutes later..so I was real smooth and stopped my vehicle.. hopped out and acted like I was inspecting some stuff.. my friend hopped out too so we could get a real good inspection going on.. then we hopped back into our forklifts and put our seatbelts on. THAT WAS CLOSE! Seatbelts?? Bullbutter.
I miss everyone a lot. I can’t wait to come home. Keep shootin’ those emails. Baronboy32@comcast.net. Love you guys.
Tak